Matthew's Story

The Adventures of Mattie and Mojo
Revenge of the Ninja Chicken
By Matthew Reddig

My pet siamese cats make me say "wow" because they're my favorite breed of cat. Mattie always meows when she's hungry and Mojo makes me laugh because when Mattie gets too close to Mojo they sometimes try to claw each other. My pet cats inspired me to write this story about them. Warning: this story is is rated TC which means that it may be too crazy for grown-ups!

Once there were two siamses cats. One was named Mattie and one was named Mojo. They were brother and sister. Mattie was nick-named Mad Mattie Moo, Mojo's nick-name was Mojo Jojo. They both had super powers. Mattie had super sneezing powers and whenever someone touched her on the nose, she did her super sneeze and blasted them out the window. It was fine to do to evil ninja chickens, but Mojo didn't appreciate getting blasted out the window when Mattie sneezed..."Meeeeeooooowwwwww!" Mojo had the ability to fly and also to become invisible under the bed. No one could find him, not even Mattie!

Ninja had a partner in crime. A turkey called Bird Zilla. Ninja Chicken's super powers were super stinky egg bombs and Bird Zilla's power was a super sonic gobble. These evil birds wanted to take over the world and vaporize all the cats everywhere.

One day a young dog named Boomer, falls out of the sky with his comrades. He lands right in front of Bird Zilla. He yells, "Watch out! Its Bird Zilla!" Ninja Chicken quickly traps him in a stinky egg net. Two cats suddenly appear. One is tired and one is flying and not tired at all. Ninja Chicken quickly throws his super stinky egg bombs at the two young super kitties. One hits Mattie on the nose. The stink tickles her nose so much that she activates her super sneeze which blasts all the feathers off of Ninja Chicken and sends him flying into Bird Zilla's face. Bird Zilla picks up Ninja Chicken and runs off into the forest made of beds. Mojo swoops down and enters the forest. Since the forest is made of beds he is able to be invisible under the bed. When he sees his arch enemies, Ninja Chicken and Bird Zilla, he swoops out and hits Bird Zilla on the beak. Bird Zilla does his super sonic gobble which accidently breaks open the stinky egg net that was holding Boomer Dog and his comrades. They run out and escape. While Bird Zilla and Ninja Chicken are distracted by the escape of the dogs, Mattie runs in and Mojo touches her nose. This activates the super sneeze, sending the evil birds into Ninja Chicken's own stinky egg net. The two super kitties were then able to take their enemies to the zoo where they could no longer do any harm.

The End